So I’m replaying Final Fantasy VII, and barely four hours into the game I’ve hit the seemingly-mandatory sewer sequence.
God damn it, I’m tired of sewers. Every…fucking…roleplaying game has a sewer sequence. FFVII, Xenogears, Chrono Cross, and basically every other Playstation RPG has one. Going back to the Super Nintendo, Chrono Trigger and Final Fantasy III (VI) both had prominent sewer operations. In even more crusty ancient times, most Nintendo games may have well taken place in sewers because everything looked the same anyway. I’m sure I’m forgetting quite a few but you get the point.
As Old Man Murray so eloquently put it,
No one will get that but me, but trust me, it’s both relevant AND hilarious.