In my latest package from Mrs. Melobi, she sends me an article from The Minnesota Women’s Press about a woman whose husband is in Iraq and supposedly lacks the proper gear, along with the comment, “I don’t understand why her husband’s story and mine are so different.” It seemed a little preposterous at first glance, and the more I read, the more pissed I got.
First off, a disclaimer: I’m not in this guy’s unit and I’m not doing his job. So who knows – everything she says might be true. But I’m going to fire for effect anyway.
The first thing that made me suspect the veracity of her claims was the title of the article: “Anti-war bride.” The subtitle is “Karma Kumlin fights to keep her husband safe.” So, which is it? Is she an anti-war activist with an axe to grind, or a concerned wife who just wants her man to come back safely?
Her first charge is: