Inside the secure network of which our equipment is a part exists a high-security internet that parallels the “real” one. It’s vast but boring (unless you’re a dork with nothing better to do, like me), since it’s only for government and military use.
One of the more interesting parts is the spot reports, which are summarized descriptions of any activity occurring in the AO (area of operations). Most of the time, they’re pedestrian (for a combat zone): small arms fire here, IED blowing up there. Occasionally, though, you come across things that are unintentionally funny. Case in point:
(updated later) Control det. of RPG rounds complete. Determined not to be an IED. No explosives found in goat.
Is there something wrong with me, or is that hilarious?