Christmas 2011 25 December, 2011 / Delobius And in the desert, wrestler-Mary gave birth to a paralyzed, screw-eyed Jesus, and thus in this bizarro world in which I live, all was right with the world. Merry Christmas! general Previous post Finished Symphony Next post My Friend of Misery 2 Comments Mrs. Melobi 25 December, 2011 at 9:48 am Merry Christmas. I hope you don’t expect such works of art for next year’s celebration. SGT Dock 27 December, 2011 at 9:26 pm Why is Jesus in a bed of lettuce? Were they going to eat the new-born king? Did they swaddle him in a tortilla? I’m done. Happy New Year.